liberalsarecool:

The high school jerk, turned GOP fanboy, trying to impress his conservative owners.

Yep

jewishblackguy:

justisse:

rearmedic:

vocalcannibal:

froggyk:

tatsukimiero:

petitekleptomania:

buttpilgrim:

canni8al:

What’s your superpower?

Ally has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her foes. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple opponents. Ally developed the talent to make nightmares appear from nowhere. Tragically, Ally has a weakness of being clumsy.

Buttpilgrim developed the talent to confuse the fears of an adversary. He likewise wrangles with assailants wielding a magical sword made from cloth, however using this power makes him camouflaged for two days. Buttpilgrim can launch lightning bolts from his whip toward a distant area.

ok that sounds cool I guess, but what’s my weakness

Lamentably, Buttpilgrim becomes weak in the presence of physical matter.

well shit

Katetholic has been known to copy the physical attributes of her antagonists. Also, she has been known to become almost weightless and she is able to transform any vegetable into diamond, but never while concentrating. Katetholic has the power to tunnel through solid wood and she has a reputation for an overwhelming sense of smell. She likewise has the power to become incorporeal. Lamentably, Katetholic is notorious for being terrible at concetration.

Hey, at least if I can’t concentrate, that means I can turn vegetables into diamond more easily.

Random Superhero Generator!

Tatsu Kimiero possesses the power to cause his enemies to become horribly disfigured. Additionally, he developed the talent to take control of puppets, but can only do so once an hour. Tatsu Kimiero is able to block psychic blasts and deflect them against a series of adversaries, however using this power makes him gigantic for one minute. He likewise has the power to teleport from rooftop to rooftop using an unusual assault vehicle. Shamefully, Tatsu Kimiero takes harm from exposure to rock.

Tasha has learned to make duplicates of herself. Additionally, she attacks with a devastating tail made from silver, however using this power makes her incorporeal for one day. Tasha brandishes a terrible skateboard, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she has a stupendous luck. Terribly, Tasha endures the burden of being kind of an asshole.

Being kind of an asshole is such a burden…..

Kristen has mastered the ability to deflect kinetic shockwaves. Additionally, she carries a savage energy blade that can force antagonists to cower in fear and she has been known to make elves appear from nowhere, however she must speak words of power to do so. Kristen resists opponents with a destructive tail that also grants a startling ability to regenerate and she can transform any jackal into a weapon. Additionally, she has the power to view distant locations with her mind and she possesses the power to steal all powers of her rivals and use it against them. Kristen is able to confuse the hearing of an enemy. Shamefully, Kristen is especially vulnerable to air-based attacks.

So I’m unstoppable p much. ELVES OUT OF NOWHERE.

Avery has the power to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it in a field around herself. She has a staggering massive subterranean lair and she developed the talent to deflect deadly radiation. Avery can confuse the fears of a combatant and she possesses the power to transform any bear into silver. She likewise has learned to tunnel through solid water, however this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Avery has the ability to run between dimensions and she is able to communicate with cows in any language. Tragically, Avery is handicapped by being diseased.

I may be diseased, but BEARS…INTO SILVER…silver bears~

Justice possesses the power to copy the size of her rivals. She has the power to teleport from rooftop to rooftop using a fantastic police call box, however only during a full moon. Justice is known for her extraordinary capacity at avoiding attacks and she developed the talent to force skeletons to drop all possessions. Also, she has an unbelievable ability to regenerate and she brandishes a wicked pistol. Sadly, Justice is especially vulnerable to diamond-based attacks.

Good lord.  I’m River Song.

Adam Dessi is able to steal attacks of his adversaries and use it against them. Additionally, he possesses the power to cause his combatants to become partially paralyzed and he can tunnel through solid plastic. Adam Dessi has the power to skim the memories of others and he developed the talent to create cloth out of thin air. Additionally, he combats assailants with a cruel beak that can force foes to freeze in place and he has mastered the ability to transform any woman into a fish. Lamentably, Adam Dessi has a weakness of being unlucky

Those motherfuckers made fun of my Italian nose!

Tatiana Constant is protected from damage by body armor. She is known for her super flexibility and she has learned to tunnel through solid magic. Tatiana Constant developed the talent to transform any imp into plastic and she has the power to block lightning bolts and deflect them against a series of antagonists. She also is able to view distant locations with her mind and she rides a miraculous police call box into battle, but can only do so once a day. Tatiana Constant has mastered the ability to steal the appearance of her assailants and use it against them. Lamentably, Tatiana Constant becomes insane in the presence of shadow.

“Police call box”? :D

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Well. . 

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ihateallyourgods:

A little graphic but point well made. The universe is not perfect.

smazmine:

thefuuuucomics:

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